Tuesday, December 30, 2014

2014 Christmas Cook-Off- Round 3 - Andrew and Marion

Round 3: Wednesday, December 30
Featured cooking team =  the Horbal/Pennings aka Andrew & Marion aka Andy & Mep aka Mandy
Your Guest Blogger today:  Liz/Mema/DOM/Ma


Welcome to Day 3 of the 5th Annual Steele/Horbal/Frederick/Raftery/Penning Christmas Cooking Competition!  Today's team is the Baltimore-based, dual-citizened, world-traveling Horbal-Penning household, whose theme is Twists on International Foods We Love.  This day is shaping up to be both delicious and educational for all of us.

After an exhaustingly patriotic 4th of July in December celebration, we all needed a relaxation respite on our rooftop deck before our segue into world cuisine.

The on-deck team leapt into action with their preparations as soon as they were dried off, despite Kevin's insistence that their day didn't start until midnight so neither should their prep.  

A spontaneous and spirited bout of Greco-Roman dog wrestling broke out during the preparations, but didn't appear to deter the cooks in the least

I think a bunch of them stayed up to watch some sporting event or other, but who the hell knows, I fell asleep sitting up and had to excuse myself to my sleeping chamber.

Morning came early for the cooks du jour, and we all woke up to a beautiful table and the delicious smell of baking bread.  Immediate points from me for the aroma.


We were treated to a Turkish Kahvalti (breakfast) similar to those Marion experienced in her year and a half of teaching ESL in Turkey.  We enjoyed kahve ve cay (coffee and tea - unbelievably good tea, may I say,)  Borek (a spinach pastry similar to a spanikopita,) Ekmek (bread) with Beyaz Peynir and Kasar (cheeses,) Hellim (fried cheese,) and Kaymak ve bal (clotted cream and honey,) Kati yumurta (hard boiled eggs,) Domates ve salatalik (tomatoes and cucumber salad,) and Zeytin (olives.)  Beautifully presented AND delicious.

Of course, we also had our obligatory palate test, and this one was a dilly, since most of us haven't experienced the world the way these two have.  (Okay, none of the rest of us have ever been anywhere.)  They gave us all six of their mystery tastes before breakfast, and none of us fared particularly well but we did grow exponentially in our tasting experience so it's all good.  Kip was a stellar 0 for 6 with his now-traditional guesses of "disgusting" and "the worst thing I've ever tasted," although I have to admit that my own answers were a bit vague as well 
 I doubt that I will ever get over not knowing lavender, after growing and smelling it for years.  STUPID!

The final palate test tally is as follows:
Andrew and Marion finish #1 and #2 and GG is convinced the fix is in.  The rest of us ignore him, as usual, and take it like grownups.

The preparations continued throughout the morning with the tireless cooks impressing us all with their knife skills and stamina

 and only a little mess.

The rest of us entertained ourselves in various ways: Mema helped Jude take a bath (but of course we cannot have those photos on this family site,) the boys stared at the TV, and Mom worked all day but reappeared in the evening, much to our delight.

It was an especially exhausting day for the dogs.

We had a little ugly weather through the day but luckily Kevin kindled us a fine roaring electric fire.

We had not one but two afternoon meals, an early offering of artichokes with a kefir-lime-leaf infused lemon butter - even Pete agreed it was delicious.

For our cocktail hour a few hours later we had some sweets and treats: bread with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, oregano, basil, and black pepper dipping sauce, scallion pancakes with a sesame oil, soy sauce, and rice wine vinegar dipping sauce (and a hot version with some chilis added) and some yummy cookies and pastries.  Our featured cocktail was a Sen Dog,  invented by Andrew in an attempt to make something both he (classic cocktail aficionado) and I (girly drink lover) could enjoy.  It worked!  It was a delicious concoction of homemade limoncello, mandarin orange vodka, amaretto, lemon, egg white, and a five-spice-powder-sugar rim.
                      

And then on to the dinner preparations.
(Note to our faithful readers: if you're thinking "This seems like a crapload of work these people are doing," you are absodamnlutely right.  It's exhausting. I am sympathizing with Andrew and Marion as I sit here comfortably writing this.)


Another lovely table setting for dinner, with what looks like exciting 
surprises included!

 
And, oh yes, there WILL be homemade pasta.

Dinner was an assortment of Italian/Asian fusion dishes to represent the combined travels of our host couple to Europe and Asia.  First course, a delicious minestrone soup with Asian influences:

The broth included parmesan, red chili paste, miso, and curry leaf (had to go to Norfolk for those damned curry leaves, by the way) with Asian vegetables (cabbage, turnip ["turnip for what?" say my drunken son & son in law], lotus root, bok choy,) and udon noodles, topped with a thai basil and peanut pesto.

Next, our (homemade) pasta course:
A cracked pepper semolina pappardelle with Umeboshi Chicken (pasta by Marion - Italy and chicken by Andrew - Japan) with a cilantro-parmesan-olive oil topper. 

And finally, the main event: Arista (Italian name for pork loin) with persimmons and mustard greens with a plum wine pan sauce.  Just lovely.

We had a white wine with the first courses and a delicious red with the main

Our dinnertime entertainment was the fine Penning (British) tradition of Christmas Crackers - little popping bundles of excitement


And we got crowns, too.
 

Once again the dogs are exhausted.

Our last meal of the contest was a tamarind-lime ice cream with a curry leaf/buddha's hand shortbread cookie, and a red bean paste cannoli cream cannoli (homemade cannoli paste, shells from a famed Baltimore establishment.)  Our aperatif was Turkish Raka with espresso beans, a take on Italian Sambuca alla Mosca.  We all liked the dessert;  the drink - not so much.  So Andrew and Marion drank them all for us.

All in all, it has been a grand  taste extravaganza, which quite unintentionally has taken us from Virginia to the USA to the world, in that order!
  
All of our guest bloggers will now have a final word:
Andrew says: Woozle wozzle!
Greg says: We win. USA,USA
And finally, your original blogger (who has done jack nada on this blog this year) Meghan says:  No, can't (quoting her son.)

(Disclaimer: All of the bloggers may or may not have had a little bit to drink tonight. Except the pregnant one, she's just crabby.)

Now it's your turn.  One last vote for all the marbles.  Thanks for watching, it's been fun for us, hope it has for you too.

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Monday, December 29, 2014

2014 Christmas Cook-Off- Round 2 - G Fred and DOM

Round 2 - G Fred and DOM

Inspiration: 4th of July in December (quoth DOM: "as opposed to Christmas in July--get it?")

Breakfast



DOM working hard on the next morning's breakfast.



Mise-en-place!



The table is all set, approximately 15 hours early.


G Fred is not working in this picture. Neither does he have a bald spot.

The "Good Morning America Breakfast" Menu:

"In God We Trust Maple Pancake Slider" (Silver Dollar Pancakes, Breakfast Sausage Patties, Maple Cream Butter)
"Hawaii 5-0 Pineapple Muffin Slider" (Cheddar-Bacon Muffin, Ham, Pineapple Star, Spicy Honey Mustard)
"1x Bacon and Egg Biscuit Slider" (Biscuit, Bacon, Scrambled Egg)
"I Bleed Red, White, and Blue Bellinis" (Champagne with Pomegranate Liqueur, Blue Curaçao, or Peach Schnapps)
"Grand Finale Strawberry Shortcake Popper" (Sweet Biscuit, Sweetened Fresh Strawberries, Homemade Whipped Cream, Strawberry Pop Rocks")



The menu for the day.



Pineapple stars!


The official breakfast presentation plate.


"Grand Finale Strawberry Shortcake Popper"

The breakfast round featured one slip-up: the bacon-cheddar muffin was supposed to go with the bacon and egg, making it a "2x" bacon, egg, and cheddar muffin slider, but was put on the wrong sandwich. Everything was still delicious, though. The breakfast festivities also included a patriotic star-shaped sun glasses coloring competition, which resulted in a four-way tie between Marion, Andrew, Kevin, and Meghan because DOM felt that they would appreciate their prizes (excessively patriotic calendars) more than Kip for some reason. Of course, when it comes to patriotic sun glasses coloring competitions, everyone's a winner! We were serenaded throughout the morning by an "American music" mix as well.



Kip decorating his glasses.



This is how *real* Americans do Christmas stockings.



The prizes for the best glasses decorators.

Taste Test Results After Breakfast:

Correct answers = pineapple and sour cream. Everyone did pretty well this round, except Meghan who correctly identified the first item as pineapple, but suspecting a trick of some sort guessed mango. The lesson here for all you other blind taste-testers out there is, don't overthink it!


Family picture with G Fred . . .


. . . and another one with DOM. Apparently the awful thing Meghan is doing is called "duck lips," and all the young girls Kip age do it? Or so I'm told. On to lunch!

Lunch


It takes a tough man to make a tender hamburger.


More stars!


DOM pulling her weight.

The "Independence Picnic Lunch" Menu:

"Home on the Range Whiskey Slider" (Hamburger, Onion, Jalapeño, Whiskey Barbeque Sauce, Toasted Potato Roll)
"Georgia On My Mind Slider Dog" (Hot Dog, Cilantro-Peach Salsa, Spicy Honey Mustard, Pretzel Roll)
"All-American Cheese Grilled Slider" (American Cheese, Chili Oil, Italian Bread)
"Sweet Elvis Slider" (Peanut Butter Sugar Cookie, Crunchy Peanut Butter, Bananas, Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream)
"Star-Spangled Sangria" (White Wine, Triple Sec, Simple Syrup, Blueberry Acai Vodka, Raspberry-Pomegranate Vodka)


The official lunch presentation plate.


"Star-Spangled Sangria"


"Sweet Elvis Slider"

The lunch menu listed one item which didn't make it to our plates, a "United Tates of America Salad," which will now be an appetizer for dinner. Otherwise, though, service went off without a hitch! The original plan was for this to be a picnic lunch, but the dogs got a bit too excited when DOM set out the picnic blanket:


. . . and it was decided that maybe it would be prudent to eat at the table.

Taste Test Results After Lunch:


Dinner


DOM making small pies.


G Fred picking basil.


Plating.


At each other's throats after a long day of cooking.

The "Four Corners Dinner" Menu:

"United Tates of America Salad" (Red, White, and Blue Potatoes; Onions; Celery; Mayonnaise; Dressing)
"Northwest Meets Southeast" Halibut Cornbread Slider (Halibut, Cornbread, Roasted Red Pepper Sauce)
"Southwest Strawberry Salsa Chicken Slider Wrap" (Marinated Chicken Breast, Strawberry-Cilantro Salsa, Flour Tortilla)
"Metropolitan Vegetarian BBQ Slider" (Barbequed Eggplant, Caesar Slaw, White House Roll)
"Caprese Slider Salad" (Campari Tomato, Fresh Mozzarella, Basil)
"Sparkler Martini" (Blueberry Acai Vodka, Blueberry Schnapps, Lemonade, Pop Rock Rim or Razzmatazz, Raspberry-Pomegranate, Lemonade, Pop Rock Rim)
"American Pies"(Homemade Sweet Cherry, Blueberry, and Apple Mini-Pies)


The official dinner presentation plate.


"Sparkler Martini"


Close-up on the halibut.


An "American Pie"

Aside from missing drink garnishes, everything in the dinner round came out as planned. Plus we had that extra potato salad! Once again more than one drink (this time red and blue) was served.

Taste Test Results After Dinner:


Correct answers = paprika and cilantro. As of the completion of this round, Andrew and Marion were done taste testing. The final result: Andrew 10, Marion 9. Everyone else still has six tastes left to go!

Now it's your turn! Click on the link below to let us know how you think G Fred and DOM did!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1f5YJWzOJEcBl4UElOpREZ-E-lWt7QVBbSzKHnCJVVEw/viewform

Round 3 = Tuesday, December 30